Koi-de-neuf.com, mais en Anglais!
Ran across this site--koi-de-neuf.com--it's created (and makes sense) in French, but allows you to view it in alternate languages via the babelfish.altavista site translator tool. The English results are unintentionally hilarious, mainly because the blogger's posting porn clips with little descriptions and commentary next to them. They get mangled, thusly:- "The continuation of the video of Grease or beautiful Kate...returns nutcase to me... I must retain myself before I do not explode..." (ed.note: "I must retain myself before I do not explode" and "returns nutcase to me" are just perfect phrases. They will enter my daily lexicon, immediatement!)
- "Here the last clip of Jessica Simpson with his girlfriend Eva Longoria or I know of them more one which would be completely goat in front of these young ladies." (ed.note: Jessica Simpson is a he, apparently, and this goat thing in front of the girls sounds interesting....I volunteer!)
- "This woman is completely torn and to give the clear ideas to him, nothing is worth a good pair of legs in the air." (ed.note: Nothing is worth a good pair of legs in the air? I beg to bloody differ, Pierre!)
- Then again, there's this: "Who would refuse such a good fellatio on behalf of a small sexy blonde with feather beds on the head..." (ed.note: certainly not me!)
- "I do not know what you think of this photograph, but me I find that separately the place where it was taken, this girl has a superb bottom to which I well would say to him hello." (ed.note: prior to undertaking doggie-style activity, get polite, yessiree!)
- "Here a new way of playing the balls, this charming young woman will make you the demonstration of it." (ed.note: by all means, demonstrate away!)
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 11:37 PM
1 Comments:
I went to this site and visited, you're right, really funny crap when it's translated into English.
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