I've been on a rant, sorry
Wow! I just re-read my last three posts and realized I've become a one-note Johnny! And the subjects and topics are really.....dreary. Fucking Arabs/Muslims got me off my game. Dammit. Dear shlubbies, 'twas not my plan, please accept my apology.Truly, I won't lie to ya: despite it being short and skinny and hollow, your Nigel is still pre-occupied by all issues surrounding good old perfectly pointed Percy, the wife's best friend, the leg lizard, my pants python. Be reassured that I'm perving per the norm, and will get right back to my standard, crotch-related drivel as soon as I can. Or as soon as the Cialis kicks in, one of the two (I'm hoping for an "erection that lasts longer than 4 hours" so I can proudly troop to the Emergency Room, pants tented out. I wanna beat a pretty nurse to death with it. I'm wanking as I'm typing, really, truly, I'm trying to get back to normal, focus focus focus...)
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 11:32 AM
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Sick! Glad you are back to "normal".
And regarding your proposition, I must ask you this:
So what happens after you sober up and/or stop smoking crack?
If the offer still stands, I'd like the latest model Volvo Station Wagon w/a lumber rack.
Plus you must, on a regular basis, buff (my equivalent to a) scrotum!
Please let me know if you are still game :)
A Volvo? A VOLVO? At least choose something non....Communist. Those bloody Swedes, you know, with their sing-song prattling and free love. Jeez. A Volvo.
Sigh. OK. Where do I deliver it?
If I give you my address will you deliver it in person???
And will it be Fully Loaded with
Cd/DVD players, Satellite Radio and all that jazz???
Silly me, asking YOU of all people if it will be Fully Loaded. Duh.
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