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Muslim fun day! Bring the kids!

Alton Towers, a Brit amusement park, sort of "6 Flags meets Disneyworld", has cancelled what would have been the very first "Muslim Fun Day". Scheduled to occur September 17, the "fun day" would have banned music, gambling and alcohol, and theme park rides such as "Ripsaw," "Corkscrew" and "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" were all going to be segregated by sex. With all this fun planned, you may well ask: why the cancellation?

Lack of interest. No ticket sales. Apparently the Brit Burkha Brigade couldn't muster up enough people who wanted to have this kind of "fun".

See, unlike normal people, it's not fun, having heaps of rides and games and roller coasters and kids laughing and carnival junk food to eat. What Muslims want for "fun" is: beheadings, infidel limb amputations, stonings (see photo at right--yes, that's EXACTLY what they're preparing for here, for real), hangings, eyes being gouged out, family honour killings, the list goes on and on.

I say this with authority because this is what we see and what we hear and what we read. Those of us who haven't had Mohammed's blathering peed in our ear yet (and thus proudly remain infidels) are forever being told how this Islam is a "peaceful" religion, yet day after day see evidence of the exact opposite. So enough excuses, and here's my idea: you, all you Muslims, take your mosques, your 72 virgins, your 5 times a day prayer schedule, your black and white turbans, and your endless and subservient bowing and scraping to Mecca, and stick the whole disgusting bullshit load back up where it came from, right up your stinking, unwashed backsides. Sideways. Then, take yourselves away from us. We don't want you around us, ever, anymore. Go somewhere hot and nasty and brutish and horrible; you'll feel right at home. Got it?

Nigel's tolerance is.....waning. Can ya tell, shlubbies?

posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 10:32 AM