Buff my scrotum: Thanksgiving justifies escort services

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Well, it's holiday time here at Chez Nigel. The carving commences this afternoon and I'm so excited, my nipples are rock hard. I just love spending time with "family" and "friends"--don't you?? Breast or thigh, white meat or dark meat? The choices:
	.....or....
Me, I opt for the left choice. Why? Less hassle, no nagging, no whingeing, no complaining, no pouting, no head games. And no arguing about who's sleeping on the wet spot. Then again, if I'm paying for it, I could enjoy the breast and thigh on the right and avoid all that hassle, too--right? Who knew that Thanksgiving was a good argument for legalizing prostitution? Enjoy your day and buff my scrotum.