Monday, June 25, 2007

Prick patch: um, no thanks

From an e-mail I just received: With Penis Enlarge Patch your penis will bulge like a soccer ball.

Is this a good thing? Do I want my John Thomas all round and leathery? Plus, what's with the "patch" part of it? Wouldn't it would hurt like hell sewing it on?

I'm so confused about what women want these days, I swear. That's me, above right, in my 'not so sure what to do next' mode.

2 Comments:

At 11:13 AM, Blogger none said...

After responding to one of those ads, my penis now resembles a tennis ball.

At least being luminous green I can find it at night.

 
At 4:36 PM, Blogger doctor chip said...

balls are balls.

leave the wang out of it.

yup.

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