Prick patch: um, no thanks

Is this a good thing? Do I want my John Thomas all round and leathery? Plus, what's with the "patch" part of it? Wouldn't it would hurt like hell sewing it on?
I'm so confused about what women want these days, I swear. That's me, above right, in my 'not so sure what to do next' mode.
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After responding to one of those ads, my penis now resembles a tennis ball.
At least being luminous green I can find it at night.
balls are balls.
leave the wang out of it.
yup.
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