I do the arts and crafts myself, at home. You know, knitting, macrame, and the like. It's a side of me that's more, well...sensitive, and goddammit I like being known as a sensitive fucker. Yupper.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 9:13 AM
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
3 Comments:
I think I feel a teer running down my cheek.
Nope, I was just having a minor stroke.
Do you have a sign in the toilet asking guests to scrub those shit streaks away in the pan, ar skid-marks in the bowl are not a sign of prowess (well they are, if they're mine and in my shitter).
I just leave out the plunger and toilet brush when guests drop by, you know, for a subtle hint.
that, and alarge can of Lysol.
"donpv"
B-P
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