Hey, I've got rocket power!
Those inscrutable Japs are testing a new product. Called "Ramen Rift-Off!", it's designed to provide propellant poop-chute power to your arse. Consume the product and in effect, you become...a rocket. Now you can get to work on time without all those pesky traffic tie-ups.Special packets of Top Ramen Noodles give your lower GI that "time for me to fly feeling."
In these times of exhorbitant gas prices, it's nice to know someone's looking out for us little guys. Hey oil companies: buff my scrotum!
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 3:20 PM
5 Comments:
why would anyone need special noodles, just for that?
"umhxzxge"
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mexicans enrich our choices at the local grocery store
just like all the immigrants before them and all that campaign bullshit
the fuckin speedy gonzalez's around here eat Top Ramen flavored with chili powder con lemon....!!
Faster and with a pucker for Speeed control!!!!
hahhaahaha
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