Monday, July 02, 2007

Rule #70, from "The 86 Rules Of Boozing"

I like this one from The 86 Rules Of Boozing:

The patrons at your local bar are your extended family, your fathers and mothers, your brothers and sisters. Except you get to sleep with these sisters. And if you're really drunk, the mothers.

Hmmmmm. Bar incest. Never thought about it that way, but now that I am thinking about it, all those female sloshed-out drunken regulars I see daily better watch out.

2 Comments:

At 6:40 AM, Blogger none said...

So when fellow drinkers shout "Fuck You" they aren't being offensive, just offering gratification.

Hmmmmm

 
At 4:50 PM, Blogger doctor chip said...

I've heard "incest is best, put your (insert relative here) to the test.

just something I heard, mind you, that's all.

nothing more than that, really.

nope. nothing more at all...


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