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Saturday, February 02, 2008
Actual headline from yesterday....
Honestly, sometimes you don't even have to work hard to create a post. You just look around and it comes to you. From yesterday's WTTG Washington D.C. website:
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 8:40 AM
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
5 Comments:
I'm sure the crack comes in handy.
fromtimetotime
I've got some crack in my pants. Don't tell.
I hear that butt-crack is a pretty good hiding spot for illegal substances, telephones, hamsters...
Hope you had a happy day for your birthday and didn't find your self in jail with Pierre Lynch.
I imagine Pierre Lynch will have something else in his buttocks before he gets out of prison...
now what kinda skid marks would THAT leave?!?!
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