Thursday, January 24, 2008

Ode to Sambuca

Has there ever been a drink
As lovely as Sambuca?
Its anise fragrance and taste
Packing a wallop
Drunk again, drunk again

Oh, let me sing its praises!
Has there ever been a drink
That tastes this way?
Like a bag of black jelly beans,
Not for all, not to all tastes
Fuck 'em if they don't like it!
But for me, 'tis perfection in a snifter

And now, the verdict:
Yummy. And loaded with sugar,
A diabetics dream.
Black, black, negrita, baby.
Licorice. Lick Or Ish.
Sambuca, preferably the Romana brand.

'Cause everything else sucks the flaming pole of manhood.
Buff my scrotum if you disagree.