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Friday, February 08, 2008
Attn Homer Simpson! Change your name, save some $$
Not quite sure what to make of this. I imagine someone somewhere might change their name to save a few bucks on their tombstone...?
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 7:33 AM
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
3 Comments:
Funny stuff "One only"
Makes me sick just thinking about where they got the Tombstone. What? The recent deceased Homer no longer needs it? Why? or Why Not?
Man this is morbid just thinking about that.
Flyinfox_SATX
Thanks for writing this.
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