Got a handy-wipe?
It's lonely out there. So, last night I spent 15 minutes:Performing diagnostics on the Polish salmon
Boxing the Bonzo
Flipping Isaiah
Smacking the Injun
Doin' a loner with ol' Josh
Shaking coconuts from the rope
Scalpin' Jimmy Dean
Cranking the mink
Scouring the crusader
Punishing the one-handed air guitar
Shining the Jocelyn Elders Midterm
Slapping the Jesuit
Nerking the czar
Taking my turn at the cow
Arm-wrestling Yoosef
Squashing Stonehenge
Coating Oscar
Getting to know the Buddha for good luck
Clobbering the wire
You get the idea.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 7:35 AM
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-Lopin' the mule
-Waxin' the carrot
-Going a few rounds with the bald headed champ.
Spankin' the monkey
-Spanking hank
-Shakin' hands with the one-eyed milkman
-Flogging your log
-Charming the one eyed python
-Choking your chicken
-Jerkin' your gherkin
-Shaking hands with shorty
-Making some glue
chafing su chorizo, aye?
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