Think YOU'RE having a bad day?
You could be this guy. From ohio.com/news:
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 2:19 AM
Light and hearty observations from a fat and ugly guy. Home of hackneyed drivel and ersatz-existentialist effluence. Choleric biliousness a specialty, since 1958.
Saturday, March 15, 2008
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
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Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
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3 Comments:
What sad times these are when a man can't watch porn and lope the mule in peace!
How long before this gets on Youtube?
Only in the heart land of America would the cops believe a story like that!
Thank You.
That is all.
B-P
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