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Monday, April 28, 2008
Did they mean gesticulating? Pontificating? Obfuscating?
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 2:21 PM
In the spirit of the bucket brigades of yore, the SFFD has a "straw brigade" to cleanup the mess. They slurp and snowball the little tadpoles out of the street, away from innocent bystanders, and into the voluminous gay gullet of their fearless leader, Richard Simmons.
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
10 Comments:
Maybe they were trying to help with their own little fire hoses . . . . . .
ROTFLMAO! Talk about a creative way to put out a fire....
Flyinfox_SATX
In the spirit of the bucket brigades of yore, the SFFD has a "straw brigade" to cleanup the mess. They slurp and snowball the little tadpoles out of the street, away from innocent bystanders, and into the voluminous gay gullet of their fearless leader, Richard Simmons.
Huh???
Was their some sort of circle-jerk meeting?
A circle jerk meeting? And I missed it? WTF?
Please tell me that was on FOX.
nope.
they SAID "ejaculating",
and they MEANT it. yup.
what I find truly disturbing,
though, is that they don't say
WHY they're ejaculating.
hmmmm......
B-\
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they pressed the Button on their
ejaculation
seat.
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