Porn on a Delta flight
Sorry for the dearth of posts; it's been insane at work. More the consulting/traveling stuff than the actual day-to-day work at the funeral home. But here's something fun that happened over the weekend.
Saturday I'm on a Delta flight, seat 3B, heading for Vegas, and it's loading -- people jostling in the aisles, etc. Just as everyone gets seated the TV screens drop down all of a sudden and a video starts. Not the safety video. Noooo. 'Twas a soft-core porn video, about halfway into the movie. I kid you not. Here's what the whole plane saw, and while it was on there was dead silence from the passengers:Scene: man and woman talking on a phone.
Woman: I want you to take it out. Go ahead, take it out.
Man: (reaching for his zipper) OK, I'm doing that.
Woman: Now I'm getting down on my knees in front of you...
THE END. Unfortunately. One of the flight attendants jumps to the machine and shuts it off. One passenger starts applauding. A few are laughing. All the flight attendants are blushing.
True story. It made my day.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 6:17 AM
6 Comments:
Oh man, I wonder if someone video taped it on their camera phone and sent it into YouTube?
Flyinfox_SATX
nothin like a lil teaser to
lighten your load
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you sure do fly around a Lot!
Jeez that's fucking funny! Did you see any shocked, offended faces? I'd have paid to see that!
No offended people, I don't think. Both actors were fully clothed -- it was what they were saying that made it racy....
Priceless. The whole plane could have joined the mile-high club simultaneously. It restores my faith in all those fantasies about what pilots and flight attendants get up to.
aw, them wacky flight attendants...
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