The car won't start at the Pink Pony...
"There's no sex in the VIP Room"--this from Chris Rock. He's partially right.Friday night, I find myself alone (as usual) while sitting in the stage area of a local "gentleman's club" (unusual...really. Well, sort of...). I avail myself of the services of one of the entertainers, she being all of 21, nubile and fabulous looking, and hied away to the deep dark confines of the VIP area, where I proceeded to spend way too much money. But, what the hell.
So she's on the floor in front of me, legs akimbo, pleasuring herself (in our town, they're fully nude, no touching or contact allowed on the floor, but in the VIP Rooms, all bets are off), and I'm thinking: "wouldn't it be great it it was like this all the time?"
As to the "no sex in the VIP Room" thing, there was certainly none for me, but the girl I was paying a million dollars an hour got off more than once, using her own, um, devices. Good for her.
Subsequent to me wasting a lot of cash and also despoiling my underwear, out to the parking lot your Nigel goes, where the car refuses to not not only start, but allow access via either the electronic fob or the actual car keys. Fun.
So here we are, midnight, crappy part of town, no one to call for help and nowhere to go to get the car fixed.
After staying the night at the conveniently located shitbag Microtel hotel next door, I'm back up again Saturday morning, trying to figure out my options. Should I blow my head off with a shotgun? Too...intense. Maybe call the local car dealer and get the bloody thing towed? Less intense, so that's what I did.
$384 later, and then it's noon Saturday, and my first day off in 6 weeks....sigh. It's back to the VIP Room for me, dontcha know, to drink away my sorrows.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 5:21 PM
34 Comments:
A stiff drink, and a chick with legs akimbo.
Just what the Dr. Ordered.
Life's all about free will. Do what the fuck pleases you. Just don't go and buy a damned shotgun.
I agree with Carlos. VIP all the way!
Bunny
Awww!!! Yeah, no shotgun please!!!
Think of the charity you are doing for those girls. Always putting a smile on their faces...
Flyinfox_SATX
You probably blew the circuits on your fob.
;~)
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