Light and hearty observations from a fat and ugly guy. Home of hackneyed drivel and ersatz-existentialist effluence. Choleric biliousness a specialty, since 1958.
Sunday, May 25, 2008
An update
I've been out of town and had no time to update.
No great loss, I bet, from your perspective. But I feel like I should say SOMETHING, so here goes:
Buff My Scrotum, shlubbies.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 6:08 PM
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
4 Comments:
I'll buff yours if you BUFF mine!
:0]
ha ha ha ha
We enjoy your blog and what you have to say, that's why we make it a point to stop by.
-Bunny
Buffed!!! ;)
Bunny?
What's a nice girl like you doing hanging out in this neighborhood?
Does Early know your here?
Buff your own disgusting scrotum Nigel....
Good to have you back.
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