Canadian porn
Comes now a story about a new Canadian porn channel. Called Northern Peaks, it will feature 50% Canadian content (i.e. Canadian-produced porn) from various categories, including pornographic sitcoms and game shows.Apparently it's culturally important for Canadians to stand apart and away from their southern neighbors, so there's pride taken in the production of anything that's local and not "American". But to me, there's something funny about the idea that the owner of this channel would make a big deal about the local content issue. Such a point of national pride, don't you think?
But what, exactly, is Canadian porn, and how does it differ from American porn? Canadians, for the most part, are just like Americans, except much more bland, and also colder. Ending every sentence with "eh?" and mispronouncing basic words like "about"--they say it sorta like "aboot"--it's a pretty fair assertion that except for a few minor issues, you can't tell a Canadian from, say, a normal white person.
And they're actually pretty boring, regular people, you know? Want proof? At right, Canadian porn stars going at it. It's so fucking cold up there, it's the world's only porn where people leave their clothes on, to prevent freezing to death. Wild, huh? Eh? That's some hot boy-girl action, dontcha think?Here's a Canadian porno movie script excerpt:
Woman: Ooh, baby, I feel it happening, are you ready, eh, you hoser?
Man: I'm just aboot ready to pop, eh?
Woman: Eh?
Man: Eh?
Woman: Eh?
Man: Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?
See what I mean?
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 12:09 AM
7 Comments:
I actually dated a Canadian, back in my misguided youth - sad but true.
Funny story, he actually came back to visit last year, he made me watch about a million episodes of this :
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corner_Gas
okay, maybe it only self like a million...without a doubt, one of the most boring things I have ever seen :)
felt, not self - way drunk tonight !!!
I just creamed myself..thank you
That was too fucking funny. I'm gonna drive to Canada tomorrow and boff me some old, clothed geezers.
wow. that was hot as hell, Nigel. i. can. barely. type. my.comment.
haha. too funny!
Pamela Anderson is canadian and this lackluster boring porn is the very reason she came to the states. well, that and to do serious television and raise awareness about beach safety and all. :)
Hope you have a simply mah-velous day! :)
snicker. you are cold, Nigel. HEH-HEH. Hey, whatcha doing taking away my down comforter ???
Canadians must have sex though. Eskimo kisses or something of the sort.
However, know that licked your lips in the winter blizzard day after feeling. The ring of chaff kids with runny noses always get?
Does that tend to happen with Canadian genitals?
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