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Tuesday, August 19, 2008
An idea to make the Olympics more interesting
I'm a bit bored with the Olympics, now that horse-face has won his 8 medals. How to make it more, um, interesting? Here's an idea -- introduce an element of danger to the proceedings! Thoughts?
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 9:56 AM
I would have live targets for the Javelin throw....I would use some of the inmates on death row. If they don't get killed, they get commuted to life sentences...
wow! quite a view indeed there! horseface? oh, Nigel, but have you seen his BODY? i mean, cut him off from the neck up and he ain't half bad! hehe. :)
Thank you for adding me to your links. I am first one, no less. I feel so honored, Nigel. I have no words! no words, I say! well, actually i did have a few words here but whatever. you know what the hell i meant! :)
Aw, you womens are all the same..so predictable...if you've got abs, well, knock it out, I have abs, too, but I've worked hard over the years to conceal then. They're secret. Figure it out.
Each team should have to race, vault, swim, bike or whatever through its own country's battle zones. Then people would pick up some current events and geography.
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
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12 Comments:
Yeah! The Olympic pools can be filled with saltwater crocs.
I'd do pay per view to see that!
Thanks for visiting!
mmm...that's an interesting view, there ;)
I've always thought pole vaulting should be done over a trench filled with bear traps and sharp metal objects. Good incentive, that stuff.
I would have live targets for the Javelin throw....I would use some of the inmates on death row. If they don't get killed, they get commuted to life sentences...
wow! quite a view indeed there! horseface? oh, Nigel, but have you seen his BODY? i mean, cut him off from the neck up and he ain't half bad! hehe. :)
Thank you for adding me to your links. I am first one, no less. I feel so honored, Nigel. I have no words! no words, I say! well, actually i did have a few words here but whatever. you know what the hell i meant! :)
Hope you had a glorious day!
Youch!
You are a thinger of Beauty, Buffy!
(& a real poke in my eye)
;0]
so how about a little Russian Roulette with the starter gun?
talk about a false start
word on the street says you're the blog to read.
no i'm just kidding.
katie sent me. ha!
well, first of all, when did badminton become an olympic sport?!? that sport needs churched up a bit if you ask me.
and i'm with katie...MP might not have a pretty face, but really....i wasn't lookin at his face. rawrr.
Aw, you womens are all the same..so predictable...if you've got abs, well, knock it out, I have abs, too, but I've worked hard over the years to conceal then. They're secret. Figure it out.
Drug runner! Athlete must smuggle over the border 25lbs of Columbian Gold.
No.... I like them just as boring as they are :)
Each team should have to race, vault, swim, bike or whatever through its own country's battle zones. Then people would pick up some current events and geography.
I've always favored the
"Javelin Catch"....
B-)
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