Michael Vick, financial genius
I see where that dingleberry eating dog abuser ex-football player jailbird and all around slagheap Michael Vick is in financial trouble. A just released court-supervised report lists his expenses; it adds up to $12,000 monthly. His income? $244 monthly, from a pension payout. Plus, he makes 12 cents an hour working on the chain gang, or keeping his prison girlfriend in line, or whatever the hell it is convicts do to pass the time.
Wait. That's $12,000 per month in current expenses--that is, right now, while he's in jail. I understand that mortgage payments don't suddenly stop when you find yourself disgraced, friendless, and stuck in the hoosegow. But check out some of the other things he's claiming cost him cash whilst incarcerated, and keep in mind, now, what's below are expenses for just one of his homes (in Virginia):
- Telephone: $300
- Food: $1,600
- Clothing: $500
- Laundry and dry cleaning: $75
- Transportation (not car payments): $1,800
- Auto insurance: $550
- Charitable contributions: $800
Lastly, Mike, up in doggie heaven right now, my guys Mickey and Zhiran are joyfully drinking toilet water, celebrating this latest comedown for ya...if they were still here, they'd shit on you, too. Then it'd be on to a quick round of smelling each other's pooh pooh, and all the other fun things dogs get to do when they're not being abused by assholes like you. I'm just sayin'...
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 3:27 AM
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3:30 in the morning posts are always the best kind, my dear Nigel!! and you certainly delivered...you had me at "butt-boned in the Big House". haha. :)
Those doggies are in a better place i do believe. and that Vick prick is exactly where he needs to be too! :)
Have a thrilling Thursday!
twatwaffle. That's the best I have for him. I mean, seriously. I'm a massive NFL fan, and to see talent like that wasted on such an unbelivable fuckwad lowlife excuse for a human...it makes me seriously ill.
Twatwaffle.
Oo, hey, I'm guessing you don't like the guy. Still, at least he'll have balls to play with in jail (evil grin).
That ad is classic...especially knowing where those Pit Bull Terriers went...
Michael is changing his name too...He is now known as Mr. Bubba's bitch! If you are gonna address him...address him correctly please...
So true!
That's why people like that lose every dime they make as soon as they retire from professional sports. Vick just had to be stupid enough to get jailed as well.
He's right up there with Mike Tyson and Darryl Strawberry.
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