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Friday, August 29, 2008
A new store in the neighborhood
Always nice to see capitalist expansion. We welcome the latest addition to the Atlanta suburbs:
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 12:04 AM
But wait! The state of GA has a very strict laws over the sale and use of sexually explicit toys! I know, for I had to spend of a month attending "weekend jail" after the DEA found Doc Johnson in my sock and underwear drawer.
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
8 Comments:
I hear they have a sale on foot long double dongs this weekend.
i was so gonna say what hammer said in his comment, but DAMMIT! he beat me to it!! :)
TGIF to you, dear Nigel! :)
eeeexcellent :)
Watch this be the new Corporate HQ for the real Toys R Us...before you know it.
Ha-ha-ha ! Thank goodness for superstores - they may carry what a smaller store can't !!!
I'm heading for Donglanta!
But wait! The state of GA has a very strict laws over the sale and use of sexually explicit toys! I know, for I had to spend of a month attending "weekend jail" after the DEA found Doc Johnson in my sock and underwear drawer.
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