Star Trek--the secret porn files
A scene from the recently discovered XXX movie,
"Vulcan Vagina: Spock's Quest".
"Vulcan Vagina: Spock's Quest".
Bonus pathetic joke I once told the actress who played Uhura (Nichelle Nichols, pictured getting ready to be molested, above) after I'd wrapped up a radio interview with her while she and James Doohan (who played Scotty) were doing publicity for one of the Star Trek movies:
Q: Why were there no bathrooms on the Starship Enterprise?
A: Because their mission was to boldly go where no man has gone before.
*rimshot*
She didn't even crack a smile. The bitch.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 12:04 AM
10 Comments:
That woman was ยงo effing hot.
Yeah, back then. But she didn't age well. When I interviewed her it was the mid 80's, and she sorta looked like "Weezy" on the Jeffersons by then.
LOL - so, the first time my ex's doctor wanted to do a prostate exam, my ex told him "oh no Doc, I am not going to play Star Trek with you"
"Star Trek ? " the doctor asked.
"Yeah, you are not going where no man has gone before " !
i thought that was Beyonce for a second!! then, i realized that this could not be, Nigel!! i am super quick and smart like that. :)
Okay, that joke is just baaaad. you so shoulda made a joke about the planet Uranus. space related and all. and so many good jokes with that planet!! wohooooooo!! haha. yeah, i am really high on cold meds so just disregard this comment. :)
Of all the Star Trek characters, Spock is one I could never picture myself doing.
What? No blumpkins were given on the Starship Enterprise. I could have swore....
Euwwww. None of the Star Trek guys ever turned me on.
Funny pic! I remember when she did that fan dance in #5 I think..Looked like weezy to me.
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wooo hooo! i remember just the other day i was 911
(you're bein' all pooopular and poppin' out at parties & whatnot)
on KCOY channel 12 a CBS affiliate, they air old Star Trek on Saturdays at 4pm - i try to never miss an episode. the other day i took pix of my trusty ole telly so i could blog about it and here we are on the same wavelength. strange coink-a dink! Do you like it when Kirk gets all horny and wants to do it with Green women? i do.
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i love the whole green women thing, and do my best to get my conquests drunk as hell so their skin is greenish tinged...
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