Miss Sister, 2008
I don't know what to make of this, except to simply report it to you--then, you make up your own mind.
An Italian priest is organizing a beauty pageant--for nuns. Called "Miss Sister 2008", it'll start in September, online. The horny old celibate setting this up is Father Antonio Rungi. I don't quite know how I'm going to react to the bathing suit portion of the contest; it'll be, um, interesting to see how that gets handled, so to speak.What's next?
I vote for "Buddhist Bodybuilders 2008", which is Tibetan monks getting all oiled up and going through pose routines. Our first contestant, Tenzing Norkay from Garze prefecture, is pictured at right. Rumor has it that he's the Dalai Lama's personal choice to go all the way; he's the odds on favorite to win the coveted "Mr. Nirvana" award, which will be presented by Courtney Love at a special ceremony in Seattle in early 2009.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 9:52 AM
5 Comments:
If they are anything like the nuns where I went to school...ick
You made that all up, didn't you Nigel ? you've got a fantasy of a nun wearing Victoria's Secret under her habit...
Actually, the stuff about the nun pageant is absolutely true! Now, the bobybuilding Buddhist part--that's just me being weird. As usual.
LOL -Do Catholics have to go to confession if we vote ?
I really hope these Sister pageants don't become a HABIT!! get it, Nigel?!! Habit!! oh, how funny!! god, i crack myself up. :)
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