Welcome to Beijing
If you're handicapped (or should I say, "differently abled"?), the Chinese have a special welcome for you at the forthcoming Olympics.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 12:01 AM
Light and hearty observations from a fat and ugly guy. Home of hackneyed drivel and ersatz-existentialist effluence. Choleric biliousness a specialty, since 1958.
Friday, August 01, 2008
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
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Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
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5 Comments:
rofl...too funny :).
Note to self - do not go to Nigel's blog right after taking giant gulp of coffee...
is it politically incorrect if I snicker ?
In China, if you snicker, you snicker...but then 20 minutes later, you need to snicker again...
My mom spent 2yrs in Beijing in the 80s teaching. She collected a bunch of fun shit like that. One day I'll catalog and post it.
"20 minute slater" indeed. Fuck. I almost gacked up a gulletful of whisky!
Welcome to china spacko!!
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