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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

A wedding, this weekend

I have to go to a goddamm wedding this weekend. Talk about depressing. And all the complaining, kvetching, griping, nagging, browbeating load of B.S will be bestowed upon my poor friend Alan, who doesn't know what he's in for. Yesterday he told me that he didn't find her attractive, and was worried about it. A bit late for that, buddy! Best of luck in hell and I'll leave the light on in the guest room for ya.

posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 12:10 PM

"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?

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