Benoit...balls!
What a complete douchebag. This idiot wrestler, Chris Benoit; turns out he strangled his wife, smothered his son, and then hung himself. That's bad enough. Funny, though, all the comments from toothless neckless redneck wrestling fans on the blogs and message boards: "God bless, Chris, we know you're in heaven now" and "Let the Lord carry you, Chris" and assorted other bullshit, much of it mis-spelled (surprise!). Here's another:
"To my dearest family, some things I'd like to say...
but first of all, to let you know, that I arrived okay.
I'm writing this from heaven. Here I dwell with God above.
Here, there's no more tears of sadness; here is just eternal love."
What a crock! This asshole killed his 7 year old son and strangled his wife!!
More proof the world is coming to an end.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 2:23 PM
3 Comments:
now, Arm-a-geddin' back to work...
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Roid rage me thinks.
To bad he didn't hang himself first!!
If he wanted his family to go with him I got a feeling he's sorely disapointed.
For you wrestling fans that means he aint goin to hevin.
she's cool
in bed
she oughta be
'cause Ethyl's DEAD
cold Ethyl,
cold, cold Ethyl.
long after she went cold, f.b.i.t.c.
thank you Alice Cooper.
yup.
"mqlbary"
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