It's snowing, quick, go to the bathroom!
Snow today, and the diptards around here celebrate it like this: go to Publix and buy up every single available loaf of bread, gallon of milk, and pack of Charmin' toilet paper.
Folks in my town apparently spend snow days inside their bathrooms, simultaneously grunting, pushing, chugging milk, and scarfing down slices of Wonder ('cause it builds strong bodies 12 ways). It's a pretty funny visual if you can conjure it up.I once read that in Florida, during weather emergencies like hurricanes, Wal-Mart sells out of two things: Budweiser, and Hostess Li'l Debbie snack cakes. So, no joke, that's what the Wal-Mart honchos in le State du Sunshine stock up on so they're ready to retail when the Cat 5 storms move through. Amazing, isn't it?
Well, I'm off to the bathroom now. I've got my Mayfield Dairy bottle and a pack of bread. Time to enjoy the winter.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 4:45 PM
5 Comments:
Wonder bread...nice. I used to stock up on frozen burritos and liquor - Much more practical ;-)
Carlos still stocks up on frozen burritos and liquor lol. Whatever happened to Ding Dongs? do they still make them?
that's no shit.
I got first-hand reports of the EXACT SAM PHENOMENON occuring in central Alabama, where I hae some friends.
what a jock-strap. yup.
hilarious as a fckin' jock strap, that.
God Bless the South.
B-)
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wow. guess the old spell-check took a shit on that one, eh?
B-D
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