Blow up doll for Nigel
I got this in an email from a friend of mine. It made me laugh:
"Hey Nigel, I wanted to buy you a special present to commemorate Israel's 60th birthday. And also your lack of nookie. So I went to the Naughty Playthings sex shop yesterday and got you a Palestinian sex doll. But when I got it home, it blew itself up."Yeah, I would have gone all jihad on it anyway. Thanks, chum.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 7:53 AM
4 Comments:
You should rent Lars and the Real Girl. Some poor demented schmuck who has some intimacy issues orders a custom made sex doll, dresses her up and introduces her to the entire town as his new girlfriend. It was hilarious and heart-warming and twisted.
You could also rent a woman...
;~)
LOL, LOL, LOL!!!
Dayam! ROTFLMAO!
Flyinfox_SATX
hey, it's the thought that counts, no?
yes!
B-)
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