Deunk and disgusgting.
Here'a the stream of consciousness whilst under the influence of alcohol, unedited. Take it for what it's worth a la a goddamm science experiment:- Ok, I made it home, drunk, but not so bad that I couldn'r pass the guccjls= test that the basteards make u take./ I'm ok.
- Missing eevverthing. huigngry. Wanna eat saome meat. How abojt sausages?
- Yup. how about sausages. Need to eget a woman to want to eat sausages with me. how to mkae thanHappen? I dunnko.
- lgja;kg;kneed another beer ot towo. maybae three.
- I have apologizws ro rhrat woman who thinks i love her but I make her disgusted bwinf around hwer so it' s wasy to see why she finda me grotesque. I do.
- once again touch tupring destroys mu abiluty to do any fofggggammm thing. I hare that, don't uou.?
Therer you have the Nigel I am Drunk off my ass post, for all you hastards to sseee. eat me, and buff my scrotum if you arnelt happy with that. let;s have a fucjing beer.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 7:09 PM
3 Comments:
i feel you, man,
oh do i feeeel you
I, too WANT a Sausage!
(& somebody to love me/eat it with)
:0]
Everyone needs someone with whom they can dine on sausage.
Nigel,
I am sorry I missed this. This is awesome! I am going to have to do this one night just to see how it turns out.
Flyinfox_SATX
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