This stuff just writes itself, Chapter 3
Another "I peed my pants laughing" story. True, too.A 13 year old boy from Texas is convicted of fraud after using his Father's credit cards to hire escorts.
Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel. No sex occurred; the boys just wanted to play video games with the girls.Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them. (!!! INGENIOUS!!!)
Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 11:06 AM
3 Comments:
That's a cute buttt butt!
only: the g-string looks like a small dog's harness on a medium size dog
also: my son's friend did that, stole his parent's credit card for porn which is why one day i found a pocket pussy in a junior high backpack....ewwww (!), i was expecting a rotten sandwhich and what a surprise i got!
ROTFLMAO!
Why can't I think this shit up?
Flyinfox_SATX
Like they say... Boys will be boys.
Bunny
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