Angry airline passengers can buff my scrotum
As you know, I've been on lots of planes lately, flitting about the country like a degenerate moth. But a degenerate moth that keeps them there flight attendants hopping, running up and down the aisle between my seat and the galley, sloshing their way towards me with those yummy double screwdrivers. There's something about washing down bags of airline peanuts with plastic cups full of Smirnoff and Minute Maid, something...magical. But I digress.Comes now two stories from the wonderful world of aviation:
- A Jet Blue pilot forces a passenger to sit on the toilet for three hours while flying cross country;
- A Southwest Airlines passenger refuses to stop talking on his mobile phone while in flight and is arrested upon landing.

They can join the millions out there to whom I say: buff my scrotum. But please, not in jail (*shudder*), like Mr. All Important Businessman on Southwest Airlines. Gotta draw the line somewhere.
2 Comments:
I can see Mr. important business man in jail now. He gets approached by bubba....
"In this relationship you wanna be de hubbin or you wanna be de wife?"
Important Business Man Replies: "I wanna be the Husband."
Bubba concludes, "Ok Hubban. Come here and suck yo wife's dick!"
ROTFLMAO!
Flyinfox_SATX
batfart?!?
heee heh heh
funny AND exotic!!
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