52 year old woman in a thong
See this one? Woman, 52, sues Victoria's Secret, claims injury from defective thong.The particulars are: this woman was trying on a thong and some piece of decorative bling popped off the thong and hit her in the eye.
I don't care about the particulars. What worries me is the idea that a 52 year old woman is trying on a thong. Look, I'm a 50 year old man, and photos of my body are used regularly in the "before" shots in Nutri-System ads. My fat rolls have fat rolls. Seriously, taking a shower is an exercise in patience, as I literally have to lift up the tummy and abdomen bloat in order to clean out the crevices contained therein.
And therein lies the disgust generated by this story. Here's a woman, born in 1956, and unless
she looks like the stunningly gorgeous Renee Russo (right), who's 54, for real, but looks all of 27, for God's sake, well, fuggedaboudit. This woman should be paying Victoria's Secret for devising a means by which 52 year old fatties can conjure up the cojones to try on a thong, for God's sake, and think they'd look...appetizing.
Chance are good that in reality, this is what this 52 year old woman looks like (at left). She's lucky the only thing that hit her was the bling; then again, she's used to getting hit, having been smacked hard by the ugly stick at birth, and then repeatedly throughout adoloscence. Beaten about the head. Cracked across the buttocks (wouldn't need much aiming, given the size of said buttocks). You get the idea...
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 2:44 AM
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I bet you will! No personal offense intended, by dearest Loving Annie...
Who tries on underwear anyway?
buh and BUH!!!
What does she do with the ones she doesn't like? Put them back on the rack? I should sue her for trying on underwear I might buy.
(Although I hate thongs. Feels like a permanent wedgie and honestly, no one wants to see me in one, either.)
I just can't understand why these things just don't get thrown out of court the minute the judge reads it....So freakin stupid.
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i wonder if this woman is related to that broad who sued McDonalds cuz she burnt her
(i'd just like to say )minkie with some hot coffee....
the things people do for attention and/or money....poking their eye out with sparkly chonies?!
also:
i saw a movie with Renee Russo in it and i think she might have made out with a gorilla....
haha ha... Yup, She shouldn't have been wearing thongs and def shouldn't be trying them on LOL Def should be thrown out of court. But on the other hand I'm 52 and have lost 50 lbs and looking good and now gone to wearing thongs and g strings. I Look pretty good and feel good too (no movie star uplifts either!). So I don't believe it's the age but it's the look. Yuck if they don't look good on you.....
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