MySpace "music" that plays right away--sucks
...and another thing I hate: when you go to someone's MySpace page, and they have some godawful song that starts playing the minute the page loads. Actually, any song, even a good one, that starts playing the minute the page loads...sucks.Actually, the people who place them there are the ones that suck.
If I want folks in the office to know I'm screwing around online and not paying attention to work, then visiting MySpace is perhaps the best way to do that. Unless you turn the volume down, all the way, and who remembers to do that?
Here's what I've done. Instead of placing an mp3 of music, my page features some rotating mp3s:
- the sound of a man screaming, repeatedly, as in he's being stabbed to death. At least, that's what it sounds like. It's bloodcurdling. So when visitors to my page load it up, they're instantly assaulted with this, and it's LOUD.
- sound lifted from a super disgusting porn movie. A woman, quite obviously in the throes of orgasm, courtesy of a horse. You can hear her horse lover, too.
- and, finally, sounds from this website -- I'll leave it to you to visit, and you'll get the idea.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 1:56 PM
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sorry - i had a brain fart and wrote the stupidest comment that was only slightly funny but not really....
ah the power of deletion.
yeah,
myspace is for little kids, isn't it?
was that mean? i'm sorry i can't comment worth a fuck here lately!
Ack! I think i'll go abck to bein' a Lurker.
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MySpace is for little kids? You bet! And of course you know that I'm a little kid at heart. So carefree, so innocent. That's me!
I've always hated uninvited audio.
People like choice...simple really.
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