Are you an asshole?
Jean-Paul Sartre famously said that "hell is other people".Depends on who the people are. I'd love your input, but here's my first, tentative stab at my list of certified assholes:
- Sean Hannity
- Jesse Jackson
- Jackson Browne
- The Jackson Five
- Jack Black
- Whoever the idiot is who invented Crocs
- Both my ex-wives, and all my ex-wives' family members
- Most of my family, to be honest
- "S" (oh, she knows who she is...)
- Me
OK, that'll do it! Till next time...
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 12:35 PM
9 Comments:
my score :
“True”: You sound like a borderline certified asshole, perhaps the time has come to start changing your behavior before it gets worse.
LOL ! I think I'm more of a stealth asshole. Everyone seems to think I'm quite nice and sweet. Balderdash :P
oh, and I take exception to your list, you are most definitely NOT an asshole. (Though I still haven't forgiven you for making me cry yesterday ;) )
Add almost every single politician currently living.
Every defense attorney who lies and twists the evidence and ignores the facts.
Any man - or woman - who is unfaithful.
Gang members, practicing alcoholics and drug users, smokers who do so in public and don't care that maybe someone else doesn't want to smell that stink, people who shove their religious beliefs down anyone else's throat, hypocrites, sexual prudes, wife batterers, people who neglect or abuse their kids, etc.
You haven't been an asshole to me.
Quite the contrary - a nice friend.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080806/ap_on_re_ca/canada_bus_beheading
Now we have another asshole to add to the list. Shudder. Makes you glad that you drive a car, doesn't it ???
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080806/ap_on_re_ca/canada_bus_beheading
Did it get cut off ? No pun intended...
p.s. I scored a "6"...
I scored a "2" but I don't for one second believe it! Should have been much higher. I guess part of being an asshole is lying on tests like this!!!!
ah hem, if I can get a word in here.
If this is a top ten list, you can add Rush Limbaugh up top, and that bumps you off the list.
Then Simpson, no not OJ, although come to think of it he qualifies, but I meant Donald James Simpson, alias Dr Chip.
He's a bonafide asshole if ever there was one.
Carlos,
If you had read the f--k-ng list you would have noticed that Sean (shi- head) Hannity was right at the top, you farging retard.
I like the Bill Oreilly addition tho?
Come to think of it your ok.
Sorry for th retard comment.
Nigel,
It finaly came to me what that picture annie has looks like.
My wife in her nightie laying on her side.
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