Where I won the "kiss" game...
So, after years of trying and failing, last night your Nigel hit the jackpot! That's right--the jackpot. You're reading the blog of a really happy, lucky camper--hard to believe, eh? But true...Details: there's a new scratch off game from the Georgia Lottery called "One Lucky Kiss"--this is where you get one chance out of ten to choose the right square, and if you do, you win! And I did! I was sitting on the couch and I thought, hell, I wanna play that game card I got earlier in the day. So, I pulled it out, gambling that I'd get lucky, and there you have it, I followed directions, and damned if I got the lucky kiss, and man was I happy! I've been playing these games for seven years now and never won anything, let alone something this fantastic! Yipppeeeee!
It was really, really hard, containing my excitement. I was like, jumping around on th e couch...then into the bedroom...then back to the kitchen...the whole time, seriously pumped up. I won! I won!
Damn, I'm a happy guy today. And I plan on playing this game at least once a week, and I sure hope I'll be able to win more, say on Level 2 or even Level 3, eventually. I'll keep you up to date...maybe my luck has turned?
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 2:04 PM
6 Comments:
wow! that IS great news! i think with the way your luck is running, you will absolutly get to level 2 in no time!! keep us posted on how it all turns out.
So what did you win?
$500, a t-shirt that says "I Got Kissed", a commemorative plaque with what appears to be a cast of Mick Jagger's lips (maybe, hopefully, it's Angelina Jolie's lips?), and numerous opportunities to play next week, including the receipt of what they call 'earned upgrades'--all designed to make things even harder, but increase the payout. It builds week to week, with increasing jackpots.
Imagine what you may have won if the ticket game was instead called, "One lucky blowjob"?
Oh never mind, that's right. GA law again - oral sex is illegal.
honey, you can just pretend it's Angelina's lips...we won't tell ;)
well done...
Congrats, cupcake - I'd say it is an auspicious sign :)
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