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Friday, June 27, 2008
I don't know about this...but....
So I'm into ordering and wearing weird t-shirts, but this one, I dunno. I'm thinking of ordering it for my mother to wear. She's 73. Won't her new 84 year old husband be happy?
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 2:57 PM
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
3 Comments:
I think you should order one for your mother. That would be hilarious.
I dare you to :)
Hell, get one for her husband too, they can have matching t-shirts ;)
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