Read the headline. Laugh. Rinse, repeat.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 8:14 AM
Light and hearty observations from a fat and ugly guy. Home of hackneyed drivel and ersatz-existentialist effluence. Choleric biliousness a specialty, since 1958.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
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6 Comments:
That's pretty funny! I wonder exactly how deeply A-Rod went to hurt his wang...
Flyinfox_SATX
SNICKER.
timeless.
ageless.
priceless.
hurts my d##k just thinkin' about it...
yup.
B-0
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Well:
buy me some peanuts an
crack my jack
:0]
Knock, knock!!!
OMG OMG OMG .....LMAO !
(full disclosure, I live in Red Sox Nation...)
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